Comments on: The Way of the Shed Needle http://www.stewart-kirkpatrick.com/souralba/the-way-of-the-shed-needle/ Stewart Kirkpatrick on journalism, Scotland, the net Sun, 11 Apr 2010 22:51:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: J. H. Christ http://www.stewart-kirkpatrick.com/souralba/the-way-of-the-shed-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-126 J. H. Christ Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:03:35 +0000 http://www.stewart-kirkpatrick.com/souralba/the-way-of-the-shed-needle/#comment-126 <p>It's hardly a mystery that Osama bin Laden wouldn't be doing some festive shopping. The koran holds Christians and Jews to be "infidels". I presume that if Eid did not happen to fall around the same date, he'd be abstaining out of principle.</p> <p>Bet you didn't think of that!</p> <p>And tell me, how does master Wasabi access his blog? Does he pay a visit to the local wangba (that's 'net cafe, in Mandarin) or have the far-eastern monasteries got high-tech these days?</p> It’s hardly a mystery that Osama bin Laden wouldn’t be doing some festive shopping. The koran holds Christians and Jews to be “infidels”. I presume that if Eid did not happen to fall around the same date, he’d be abstaining out of principle.

Bet you didn’t think of that!

And tell me, how does master Wasabi access his blog? Does he pay a visit to the local wangba (that’s ‘net cafe, in Mandarin) or have the far-eastern monasteries got high-tech these days?

]]> By: Jesus H Christ http://www.stewart-kirkpatrick.com/souralba/the-way-of-the-shed-needle/comment-page-1/#comment-125 Jesus H Christ Wed, 22 Feb 2006 15:15:40 +0000 http://www.stewart-kirkpatrick.com/souralba/the-way-of-the-shed-needle/#comment-125 <p>Presuming that master wasabi is a young adult and that the intimate parts of his anatomy weren't put on eBay as threatened after all - is it too far-fetched to suggest perhaps that certain primal panda instincts should be starting to kick in right now - such as a nascent desire for some of the sisters of the monastery, and feeling almost compelled to let his paws go where there was no fur before?</p> <p>Not to be crass or anything, but surely, he's a young man, struggling with the flesh while trying to build on his karma?</p> <p>Didn't he send flowers to his sweetheart this Valentine's Day?</p> Presuming that master wasabi is a young adult and that the intimate parts of his anatomy weren’t put on eBay as threatened after all – is it too far-fetched to suggest perhaps that certain primal panda instincts should be starting to kick in right now – such as a nascent desire for some of the sisters of the monastery, and feeling almost compelled to let his paws go where there was no fur before?

Not to be crass or anything, but surely, he’s a young man, struggling with the flesh while trying to build on his karma?

Didn’t he send flowers to his sweetheart this Valentine’s Day?

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